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Of porn, and other wonderful things.
I love Google Analytics, it brings much joy into my day. It also teaches me many strange and wonderful things.
Such as...the most common search term that leads people here is "nudity cookies". I'm deadly serious right now. Nudity cookies.
I'm stuck halfway between thinking that it is possibly the strangest thing I've heard all week (and this is a week where I cannot get the phrase "Stef-skin rug" out of my head) and the most awesome thing I've heard all week.
Also, for those of you who didn't respond last time, I want your screen resolution. It's getting closer to when this will be relevant. It will benefit you, so post...tell me...you won't regret it.
It could just be that I'm operating on five hours sleep, but given the title, I'm kind of half-expecting Grigori to come to life so he can comment about the wonders of porn, and related activities.
*tinkers with Grigori/Mags date chapter*
*goes off to write actual next chapter*
*wants a cookie*
*THIS SPACE FOR RENT*
*still wants a cookie*
Reality is a formality.
*adds more cookies to the plate*
*gives *floorsit* pillow* >_>
I find it troubling that humanity *feels* that working late at night is more productive... even though they're dead tired at the time.. Even though I feel the same :P
I find it troubling that humanity *feels* that working late at night is more productive... even though they're dead tired at the time..
...well, it was more that I was hopped up on sugar and simply couldn't sleep, and didn't end up crashing until 2AM. I however, still made my appointment yesterday, and even managed to be eloquent and stuff, so I did ok. >_> I just won't do it again for a while. Or ever.
Reality is a formality.
Bwahahaha! Awesome :)
I honestly don't remember right now, but we've had some discussion about it before.. There was some post that had some nudity-related info. And I thought that this page HAD to be on top of search results in Google if I searched for "nudity cookies".. It wasn't there the first time so I've searched repeatedly for a couple of days in a row :P
Right now, when I search for it, RC is on the top marked as "Starred results" :P
And my screen res jumps between 1280x800 and 1650x1050... What the most popular screen resolution? I'm sure that analytics reports that...
P.S. I envy you! My analytics account is kind of lonely atm :)
I honestly don't remember right now, but we've had some discussion about it before.. There was some post that had some nudity-related info.
It was one of those Mags chapters where she walks around wearing less-than-optimal clothing. :P (Also, I think it was emotional nudity, but that's probably just author pretension and fuzzy memory). >_>
P.S. I envy you! My analytics account is kind of lonely atm :)
I <3 Analytics, mainly because it gives me much more accurate numbers of how many are reading. :) And I'm happy with the numbers. (Though...I want to either double or triple them by the end of the year).
Reality is a formality.
well, you do have a chapter titled nudity.
but what are nudity cookies? i've never heard of that.
that being said: my screen resolution is 1280x1024, but in the future more people will have no choice but to get monitors that are widescreen and thus, frequently will end up with resolutions like above, or even 1920x1080. The biggest problem being that there are lotsa diff resolutions in the widescreen region. except that laptops frequently use something, but i forgot (17" W).
AL13N is my name and head-biting is my game.
well, you do have a chapter titled nudity.
Yeah, but I didn't think that with all of the other pages on the net dedicated to such things that calling one chapter that would yanno, lead to clickage.
but what are nudity cookies? i've never heard of that.
My only, only thought on the subject is that it has something to do with erotic baking. >_>
...
...
Brain, I hate you, you're fired.
...oh dear god, I'm imagining Stef with cookie shaped like the bits Taylor is missing.
"Ooh, it's got a round handle, and it's long, so you can nom on it while surfing the net! *buys a dozen*"
*headdesk*
Reality is a formality.
oh gods, you really have a very very dirty brain....
... but we love you all the same.
(PS: it rhymes!!!YAY!)
AL13N is my name and head-biting is my game.
Of all the things I have said, this is what makes you think I have a dirty mind? o_0
Reality is a formality.
Posted in the wrong place, sorry.
>_>
<_<
...
I have a story about erotic baking that I found on the internet.
^w^
(1280 x 800 by the way)
the most wonderful thing known to mankind... many a murder have been avoided by the moaning and panting... *cough* eeerm yes... my screen resolution? 1280X1024
I won't go postal. I'll go FedEx. When you absolutely, positively have to kill everyone overnight!
-- Marillion, FurryMUCK
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
This game will fucking ROCK!
the most wonderful thing known to mankind... many a murder have been avoided by the moaning and panting...
Well, a lot less people would have been killed/maimed if Taylor let off some steam once in a while.
Maybe he can be persuaded to watch some once he finds the one that-
Oh wait, that's a spoiler. :P
*skips away*
Reality is a formality.
b-... *cough* Damn you! >:(
I kid! I lub yoo! o3o
I won't go postal. I'll go FedEx. When you absolutely, positively have to kill everyone overnight!
-- Marillion, FurryMUCK
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
This game will fucking ROCK!
But isn't it more fun to guess? :P
Reality is a formality.
... "The internet is for porn!" :D
Also, my screen resolution is 1280 X 1024.
Dammit, now I'm singing that again.
Reality is a formality.
that's my screen
*notes down res like a serious scientist*
Reality is a formality.
Screen res depends on what I am using, my PC has a res of 1440 x 900. My laptop is a bit less but still at wide screen.
As for the porn, I think Stef's brain might melt if she figured out what the cookie was. Of course Grigori would have some round ones to munch on with things sticking out of the middle.
BOOBIE COOKIES FOR ALL!
Reality is a formality.
Round round goes the game of soggy bi- erm Cookie!
I won't go postal. I'll go FedEx. When you absolutely, positively have to kill everyone overnight!
-- Marillion, FurryMUCK
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
This game will fucking ROCK!
These two cookie types need to make friends! They shall snuggle in various ways, and all shall giggle.
My res is 1280 x 800 on my laptop, and I'm not sure what I'll keep it at when I get my new desktop built next week. I'll probably put it at 1024 x 768 since it will be on an old CRT monitor for the foreseeable future.
As for the rest of the conversation here, there's not a whole lot I can say.
*Requires enough nudity cookies for all*
*notes down size*
*takes a cookie*
Reality is a formality.
1280x1024
*pets his own dirty mind* Its ok, I wouldn't fire you.
*takes a nudity cookie*
The other Ryan.
Yeah, but your dirty mind doesn't give you images of nekkid!Taylor. >_> And I bet you haven't had to consider how big Grigori's bed is. :P (It becomes a physics question of the size of bed required to sleep six persons comfortably, multiplied by the tensile strength needed in order to withstand a, er, rather energetic effort on the part of all persons in said bed :P).
Reality is a formality.
It has nothing to do with tensile strength and everything to do with materials engineering. A little bit of metallurgy and physics to make stronger and more adaptable springs and interior framework would help. Or, oh this is brilliant, what about those foam beds that you see on TV? All you would have to do is get one manufactured large enough. As for how big do you make it just involves a little bit of math. A king size mattress sleeps three fine as long as they are comfortable with each other. Four can have sex on a king just fine. *thought stream* add a twin to the side of a king, call it 10ft or so, make it a square for the fun of it. Ok, a 10ft by 10ft square of Tempur-Pedic® foam mattress should do it. Sheets would be custom anyway so I wouldn't worry about their strength. I might have to rework that if you ment actual sleep and not just sex.
My dirty mind is also an engineering mind.
The other Ryan.
Now I feel like an idiot for not considering a foam mattress. >_< I did think of those oversized pillows, but figured they would get very lumpy and very uncomfortable after only a little while. Foam! Awesome.
>_> However, with this problem solved, I now have nothing stopping me from writing about Grigori's normal habits...but I think I shall, um, not bother about that for a while.
Besides, he's got a magpie girl to romance for now. :P (Man I can't wait to write that chapter).
Reality is a formality.
I agree that a large pillow would not work well. A solid but comfy base of the foam mattress and then a layer of multiple sizes and firmness pillows would work great. Pillows are the lego bricks of sex. Want someone in an odd position? Shove some pillows under them in a nice supporting form. When you are done or want something different you just pull it all apart and build something new.
I love the term "crowd sourcing". You put a problem out on the net and get a lot of other peoples ideas and thoughts on it. Really handy when you are not talking about religion, politics or relationships. You can normally get results with things that are based on hard facts: math, science, engineering, programing, that sort of thing.
Don't feel like an idiot. You were smart and used your fan base as a resource. Have a cookie! *holds out plate*
The other Ryan.
Pillows are the lego bricks of sex.
Ok, I'm going to be giggling about that all night.
And I love crowd sourcing as a concept, though I don't use it much myself, as I feel bad asking people for things (the big exception being the "all hands on deck" event to get everything from the old server moved over) because, after all, aren't I here to entertain you guys?
*noms on cookie*
Reality is a formality.
Why do you people let me post while tired? Isn't there some forum option that can be set about keeping the those to tired to operate a computer from posting? While true I'm not sure I should have said that in general public.
The other Ryan.
We've all done things here that are a little...questionable when looked at with sane eyes.
Like, I once spent five minutes in the tribune box expounding on the terrifying pr0ny concepts that are possibly because of Stef's heart. -_- While they are all true, I'm not sure I would have expounded quite so much if I were sane. >_>
sn't there some forum option that can be set about keeping the those to tired to operate a computer from posting?
What about a site option that can come and fluff the author's pillow, take out the trash and provide fresh baked cookies? WHERE'S THAT MODULE, DRUPAL? :P
Reality is a formality.
I have seen a 10 by 10 room filled wall to wall with mattresses, with a small 2 foot by 6 inch spacer filled with a cut foam mattress. yes, it was for "cuddle puddles".
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...I had forgotten about this thread. :D Epic thread-necro!
Reality is a formality.
Searched for nudity cookie on google. This posting was the ninth in the results. Nothing like google creating its own self-fulfilling results.
The other Ryan.
...that before I did this post, that we were on like page nine or something. Which makes those click-throughs even weirder. >_>
Reality is a formality.
...I want that bed. Actually, a queen size would do fine. I'm one of those people who sleeps more comfortably at diagonals, or sideways. Somehow, redesignating the long sides of my bed to be the top and bottom does not actually make it more comfortable to sleep sideways.
...to show off the bed in canon, though it might be a little surprising who is sharing it at the time. >_>
Reality is a formality.
I'm putting a one pound bag of Swedish Fish on Stef!
Also gahhh, Grigori-Stef sex hurts my head. Somehow my brain has decided that even Taylor-Stef sex would be better than that. Grigori just rubs me the wrong way. (yes, it was) (no, I do not apologize).
Screen res 1366x768 (laptop), which is the one I view the comic in. An additional monitor for work that involves reading, or for media if I want a bigger screen, but alas I won't know that resolution until I get back in the proper time zone / country / continent.
(back in the happy-shiny-Grigori-didn't-stab-Stef version) wherein Stef and Curt were staring across each other on a bed, just to make you guys think shippy (and WRONG) thoughts, but it was Grigori's bed, so there was like four feet of space between them :P (Because, apparently it was easier to have them in the one place, rather than to whisk Curt off to the infirmary and Stef to the tech department).
It was funny in my head, but had to be cut because of the left turn the plot took.
Reality is a formality.
work PCs: 1280x1024 (win) and 1600x1200 (lin)
private PC: 1024x600 (netbook), 480x640 (neo FR) and NaNxNaN (bubba|2)
phone: 240x320 (e51)
The only ones I haven't read RC on is the neo and bubba, and rarely win, usually using either lin, netbook or e51. So, quite a range of resolutions. :P
... Heey, wait, I've got another one I could use... I'd have to download and convert RC into another format to read it on that device, but I certainly could; would let me read it offline... :)
wikireader: 240x208
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