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Your favorite color is purple. But what is Stef's favorite color?
Stef's favourite colour is Agency blue - it's the first colour she had a positive association with.
Does Jonesy crochet? I want a Jonesy crochet'ed-scarf.
I can't see him crocheting himself, though I can easily imagine him buying amigurumi toys from Etsy.
Does the agency have a switchboard operator? If so, who?
This is part of the Tech Department's job - there's usually 5-9 operators on any particular shift, and the calls are taken by whoever picks it up first.
Can Merlin-tree eat cookies?
Merlin-tree can do whatever he wants.
What is Merlin's favorite cookie flavor?
Snickerdoodles. He doesn't like too much in the way of artificial colours and flavours - so something relatively plain is the way to go - he prefers fruits when he wants something with a lot of taste.
Is Stef allergic to flowers? She looks like the type to be allergic to them, and I don't remember Curt ever getting her any...
No, if she was allergic to flowers, she very probably would have been killed off by-accident-on-purpose whilst growing up, since it's hard to lay blame for an allergic reaction.
Curt hasn't bought Stef flowers for a few reasons - among which is he's unsure of how'd she'd react to them (he hasn't had a chance to observe her around flowers, even those being given to other people) - so he doesn't know if she'd like them, or if they're something that would freak her out, or make her think he was trying to push them into a regular relationship, etc.
He's going to do his best to rectify their lack of usual-relationship-ness in one of the upcoming books - because remember, they haven't even been on a "proper" date yet, they're doing stuff out of order.
Does Ryan like cheese? I am from Wisconsin. Ryan seems like a cheese loving dude. Probably Muenster. Muenster has a nice, robust, nutty flavor.
I can see Ryan liking brie on crackers. Though...Muenster sounds kinda awesome, I'll have to see if I can track some down.
Hypothetical Exotic Erotic Halloween ball: Who would wear what costume? Most unlikely hook-ups at said ball/fiesta **NOTE: Masks so identities are *supposed* to be hidden**?
Stef would dress up as Elena the Turk...because she's been looking for an excuse to cosplay as a different girl in a suit. And would totally ignore the "erotic" part.
Taylor as Kratos...because it wouldn't take much convincing for Mags to get him to wander around with a couple of big swords.
Curt as Dante (original white hair Dante of course)...cause tight leather, but can close the jacket if Stef freaks. Which she will.
Ryan would decline the invitation, citing paperwork.
Andrea would go as Bayonetta.
Magnolia would go as an OC Sailor Scout.
Merlin is under-age and would stay home.
Smith would go as Jareth (Dance, Magic, Dance scene outfit).
Ok, as to hookups - this assumes everyone has prior knowledge that nookie and shennanigans are going to happen, so no one will accuse anyone of cheating.
Mags and Andrea would hook up whilst admiring their costumes.
Taylor would hook up with someone also in a Kratos costume. There would be blood, sweat, screams and mutual respect.
Stef would get fed strawberries by someone in a fluffy Kaylee dress and they would chat about the intricacies of Firefly while holding hands and getting some air. And she would also dance with Smith, just because.
Curt gets a handjob in a dark corner from a bunny girl dressed as Ellen Ripley, gets a blowjob from a girl!Han Solo, then ends up fucking Mags in a round-robin orgy.
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Vincent would go as Link, and annoy the hell out of everyone with a required Navi.
"Curt gets a handjob in a dark corner from a bunny girl dressed as Ellen Ripley, gets a blowjob from a girl!Han Solo, then ends up fucking Mags in a round-robin orgy."
Epic.
Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
Aww cmon, ryan would decline, but show up anyway in a costume that couldnt possibly be him.
Also, muenster is awesome. As is smoked gouda, which i could see ryan liking.
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...why am I wondering if he'd get it on with Taylor...
Reality is a formality.
Ryan gazed out of the dark eyeholes of the gorilla suit. His quarry sighted, he danced up to Taylor, shining chest and swords in his Kratos outfit. Without saying a word, he sidled up against him, and propositioned him with every movement. Taylor glanced over at Mags, who was having some fun of her own in a corner of the party, and followed behind the unknown gorilla suit.
Ryan went into a side door, and shifted out before Taylor could enter. Taylor walked in, an empty suit hanging from a rack with a sign on it.
"Put me on and come get me!"
Wheels slowly turning, Taylor examined the suit. Finding no sign of a trap, he slipped it on and zipped it up, noticing a strategic flap cut in the crotch. Banana peels lined the path, like rose petals, but more fitting. He slid a door open, and saw his quarry, hanging from the ceiling in metal cuffs, a flap over his ass hanging open. A two way mirror filled the wall in front of them. Taylor grunted, thinking. He wasn't sure if he wanted an audience, but he WAS fully masked and suited...
****
Curt and Stef walked through the little "Zoo" that was set up as part of the party. Curt looked into each window first, making sure to only let Stef see the tamer delights. He stopped as he looked into the room with a single gorilla, chained and hanging, the occupant of the suit asleep or unconscious. "This one we want to watch."
Stef looked in. "Why?"
"Trust me newbie."
A door slid open, another gorilla suit entered. Curt smiled, as Taylor struck the other gorilla across the ass hard enough for the sound to be heard clearly through the glass.
"Umm, lets go."
"Just a minute Stef. Trust me."
The hanging gorilla awoke with a start. It looked left and right, the motion of its head shortened by chains leading from a collar to the manacles from which it hung. Taylor took position behind, and began enjoying himself with the hanging gorilla. The man in the suit made loud moaning sounds, like trying to scream past a gag.
Stef buried her head in his chest. She started to regret making him zip up his jacket, as his chest would have been more comfortable without it.
"Can we go?"
"Just one minute."
"I... I didn't think you were into this padawan."
"Not usually, but in this case..."
Her face buried against him, Curt made a requirement, and bright lights fell on him. The mirror in front of the pair began showing a split image of the Curt and Stef, ghosting over the image of the mating gorillas. The chained beast started screaming louder, rattling his chains. Taylor looked at Curt and stopped for a moment. Curt winked broadly at him, and nodded his head towards the side. Taylor looked over towards a table that appeared suddenly with a briefcase on it, a sign saying, "Open Me." Taylor pulled out of the other gorilla and opened the case. Nestled in foam rubber, a large purple dildo lay, shining glass with large, painful looking knobs studding up and down the sign. A yellow sticky note attached to the base said, "Use Me."
Taylor held up the dildo, and Curt let the light fade, guiding Stef out of the room as the screams started.
****
Darkness. Darkness filled his mind, a light glare far ahead as senses slowly returned. James Mimosa existed in a fog. Bright white light spread from his ass to his eyes, which rocked open. The light resolved into pain even as the crack of a leather gloved hand striking him reached his ears. The scene before him was confusing, and slowly he realized that he was looking into a mirror, as motions he made were reflected by the movements of the monkey in front of him. He could see the manacles and chains that held him, and another figure standing behind him in a similar suit. He felt air on his ass as a flap was raised in his suit, and he screamed.
"STOP! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"
His screams came through as muffled moans through the large rubber ball tied in place in his mouth. He felt himself violated, and screamed and shook against the chains.
Suddenly, the mirror phased into a dual image. HIM! Memories came flooding back, of meeting Curt for minor paperwork, a briefcase shooting off gas in his face, vague feelings of being tied up. That would mean the short thing with her face buried was his mistake. He sneered under his mask, shouting and rattling the chains.
"Coward! Can't do it yourself? Can't bear to watch your own revenge?"
Curt made a motion with his head, and the violation blessedly stopped. The gorilla suited man was built like a gorilla in more ways than one, James thought with a wry smile. Picking the smallest guy they could find to rape him, what where they thinking? The mirror image picked something up, and James felt sweat form on his brow and back as he saw the large, hard looking phallus in his hands. The light faded, and he was left looking at his own eyes through the mask, wide in fear. He began screaming even before the cold glass ripped into him.
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Leaky, you bastard.
>.>
<.<
*goes and reads again*
:bows:
btw, if anyone would like to see my inspiration, and what his eyes in the mirror might look like...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x07BKBdjIak
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...and I've read this six times now.
I think my favorite element has to be James' refuge in arrogance - his complete inability to be miffed even while being fucked by a gorilla-in-an-agent-suit (wait, did I get that backwards?), in pain sure, but still trying to goad Stef into taking action herself.
Though, to be fair, if Stef had a peen, it would probably be bigger than Taylor's.
Reality is a formality.
No broken Stormy! Who else is going to pick me up from the airport in Brisbane?
you got two choices.
This guy
http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/paul_hogan...
Or this guy
http://content.internetvideoarchive.com/content/photos/649/027270_17.jpg
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I'd still rather take my favorite author. ;)
...Kangaroo Jack has a bunch of money in his jacket.
Reality is a formality.
im just imagining her smacking people with it.
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I knew great minds thought alike!
Oh were my mind goes sometimes.
Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
Smith would go as Jareth (Dance, Magic, Dance scene outfit).
Squeeee! :D
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...but I do think it would the most effective at drawing people in. :P
Reality is a formality.
...is the one from the Escher room scene, where he sings 'Within You'. But yup, the one from 'Dance, Magic, Dance' is also awesome - but does he get to keep the riding crop? :p
Resident owl.